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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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