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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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