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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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