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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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