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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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