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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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