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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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