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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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