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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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