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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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