Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.