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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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