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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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