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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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