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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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