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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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