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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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