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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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