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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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