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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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