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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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