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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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