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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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