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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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