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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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