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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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