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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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