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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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