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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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