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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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