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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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