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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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