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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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