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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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