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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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