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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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