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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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