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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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