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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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