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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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