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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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