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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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