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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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