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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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