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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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