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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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