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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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