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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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