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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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