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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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