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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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