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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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