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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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