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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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