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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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