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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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