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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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