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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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