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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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