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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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