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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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