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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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