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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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