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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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