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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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